Assholes on Hiatus

Greetings asshole enthusiasts the blogger formerly known as Gisele is back!—today, the culpability falls in my lap. Blame in on too many endorphins (the NYSC is FILLED with assholes, by the way), a roller coaster of yet-to-fail romantic trysts (does believing make me a bigger asshole?), or the sheer suspense and anticipation of Brit’s cameo on How I Met Your Mother---either way, this writers strike is over, assholes! I’m back with a vengeance, more eager to distinguish the everyday assholes in our world than EVER before. So here’s to assholes on hiatus—in the legendary words of our own plastic favorite, Paula Abdul, sometimes, I take two steps forward, I take two steps back. Opposites are for assholes. We keep it like minded up in this joint: say it with me now, Asshole!