Thursday, March 20, 2008

Java Brewing Assholes

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB120594882373049045.html?mod=mm_main_promo_left

SEATTLE -- Starbucks Corp. will add new coffee machines, a customer loyalty card and a new blend of brewed coffee in an effort to revive its coffee empire, the company announced at its annual shareholder meeting here.”

Starbucks tastes like asshole. My vote? Why don’t you polish up that java before you start construction on the hut. No one is incentivized by customer cards or cares if your new machines can work it if when ultimate product tastes like…here it comes…ASSHOLE!

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