The Art of The Asshole

To Whom It May Concern:

The sheer genius of the asshole blog isn’t a concept entirely outside the realm of your grasp. Listen up, Mary Sunshine. This isn’t your grandmother’s blog. If indeed you are constantly happy, always smiling and abstain from the use of any negatively conotated phrase, including appellations such as asshole or douche bag, quite frankly not only is this blog not for you, we actually discourage your kind from bearing witness to such pearls of wisdom. That’s right. You’re not worthy. Wait. You’re not going to cry, are you? Suck it up, asshole. This is the real world; so, our suggestion is that you best get busy understanding the asshole within and identifying the asshole throughout. There are few things upon which we can rely in these crazy times, but one fact reigns true. If you can’t identify the asshole in your life, than that’s right. It’s pretty simple. You’re it. Asshole.

All the best,

The Management

Daria:uh oh

i sent my friend the office assholes list without teling her we wrote it

and she says she doesnt' like it b/c it's compeltely engative

Gisele: PEOPLE

say that to me

and it pisses me off

honestly

fuck that

Daria:like of COURSE it's negative

Gisele: if you can't appreciate asshoels than you are an asshole

Daria:if it was all about rainbows and butterflies, then it would be BORING

and UNTRUE

Gisele: i think im going to write that one next

EXACTLY

and that's life bitches

get a grip

or a valium

Daria:that's why it' son the asshole of the day blog

Gisele: so stop bitching to us

YES

Daria:and not the "these people should be cannonized" blog

Gisele: and if you can't identify an asshole in your life

than you're it

ASSHOLE

Daria:YES

Daria:ah it's spelled canonized

Daria:<---asshole