Celebrity Guest Post: Daria Morgendorffer

Daria is by far one of our most brilliant and hilarious comrades. She always is good for an asshole story or two. Look forward to more celeb guest posts by Morgendorffer.

Those super tiny UES women who bust open their massive golf umbrellas the second it starts to drizzle so that there is no room for anyone else on the sidewalk. Unless you’re golfing at Pebble Beach (in which case I applaud your tenacity, Benjamin Franklin taught us, it’s that metal object/golf club plus chance of lightning = last time you will be hitting the links for a while), then use a normal-sized (or even mini, given your diminutive body circumference) umbrella. Thanks. Tiny skeletor Assholes.