De-Assholification

Our good friend Daria always has a pointer or two on how to check yourself before you wreck yourself. Asshole.

Daria Morgendorffer: love
and feel so bad for that guy

me: RIGHT--i felt SO Bad

Daria Morgendorffer: he was probably late for work too
poor thing

me: i know
and he was so cute
i love him

Daria Morgendorffer: i hope you bought him another coffee
that would have been so smooth

me: OMG GREAT IDEA

Daria Morgendorffer: smoooooooooooth operator

me: thanks sade. again im the asshole
dammit