Assholes in Love

You are not alone. Officemates around the country are trying to keep down lunch today. Discretion is the better part of valor, Valentines Assholes!

Daria Morgandoffer: omg people around me have started comparing their flowers
that they got from their lovers
where is a barf bag when i need it most

jobsie: someone just sent a secretary on my floor a BARBERSHOP QUARTET

me: asshole!

Judge Judy: the women who sits outside my office is wishing every friggin' person that walks by a happy valentine's day (and a happy almost friday) and quite frankly I'm surprised she hasn't made my head explode yet (there is still time)