Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Hormonal Assholes

http://jezebel.com/gossip/limp-swinging-dicks/trader-lawsuit-reveals-secret-to-13-billion-hedge-fund-riches-estrogen-pills-pretty-dresses-310193.php

This one goes out to all the hedge hoggers up in this joint--and gives a whole new meaning to the our favorite term of endearment, 'ball buster.' And despite my toiling, there is really no clever way to say it: A colleague who encourages you to change yourself to maintain a competitive edge in the workplace, is an asshole [who may or may not have a point]. But, a colleague who encourages you to hunt down 'female hormone pills in hopes they would make him a keener, more "feminine" trader but actually they just made him into a gay cross-dresser who couldn't have sex with his wife," is, say it with me now, a total douchebag. This guy just took competition in the workplace from cutthroat to deep throat. Hey Ru--you're in good company (pun intended), asshole.

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