Self-Nominations, Asshole

My friend Barbie, who from here on forward, will be referred to as Kelli Kapowski, is one of those beautiful, well rounded, artistic, nice (GASP...yes, they do exist) rarities...well, except for this one time when she accused me of starting a blog to unleash my inner rage. Perhaps from time to time we can hear the fables of a life less ordinary from one of my favorite true loves--even Barbie Dolls come across assholes. And every now and then, they themselves are, in fact...you guessed it, assholes. Listen Barbie, you know I love you dearly, but all I can say...you had it coming. Asshole.

Kelli Kapowski: hahaha does it let u get ur anger out hahaha

me: im not angry

just honest

asshole

(you may make the blog for that)