Newsworthy Asshole of The Week

Just when I think he can’t get any better, Anderson Cooper goes ahead and proves me wrong. This Newsworthy Asshole defies introduction—simply amazing, Anderson—your work continues to astound me. With that, I present to you, Anderson’s kick ass pick for Newsworthy Asshole of the Week:

C-Hole

This week we examine one of the entertainment industry's iconic
figures and her slip of the tongue on the Today Show. While being
interviewed by Meredith Viera...one of my cougar crushes...the one and
only Jane Fonda let what seems to be the word most hated by Americans,
specifically women, slip out of her mouth. Cunt. (Yeah, I said it)

As I looked further into this situation I found Ms. Fonda, who has the
ultimate honor of being included in Sir Mix Alot's "Baby Got Back,"
was being interviewed about none other than the Vagina Monologues.
Call me crazy, but is it so far off that when you are talking about
the "dark side" and more to the point an entire production about Vag
to utter a word closely related?

What is more offensive and an asshole move is Today's caption under
the photo from the show that reads..."Jane Fonda uses a euphemism for
a woman's sexual organs on the Today show Thursday." SEXUAL ORGANS!?
I prefer not to think of that specific region at all, but
seriously...call it cunt, vag, snatch, beefgina, meatcurtains,
cockwash, cooter, coochie, muff, poontang or twat before Sexual
Organs.

So, America blaming the former Mrs. Ted Turner for uttering my
favorite attention getting word...cunt...is silly. Instead I point
the finger to all of you assholes who make such a big deal out of it
while the word pussy is more acceptable. Yuck, assholes.

As Always America, make it a great day...or don't. The choice is yours, Asshole.