Mind Your Own Business, Asshole!

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB120304303081570707.html?mod=hpp_us_pageone

As if poor Britney didn’t have enough to worry about; they’ve taken her children, her self respect, her sanity and now THIS!

“A few years ago, after using a filthy gas-station bathroom strewn with soggy toilet paper, Matthew Fulkerson dried his hands under a wall-mounted blower. Then he realized he was trapped: How to leave without touching the door handle? "Everything is focused on clean hands as you exit," he says. "But then someone else doesn't wash their hands and you have to touch the same door handle."

So, in 2005, he invented the SanitGrasp, an L-shaped handle open at the top that can be pulled with the forearm or wrist.”

If Brit Brit can’t rely on running barefoot into a dirty gas-station and grabbing hold of tainted doorknob, Page Six is going to have a SERIOUS problem on their hands.

Her kiddies are totally screwed, Matt Fulkerson. Way to be the asshole that redirects the tabloid spotlight— Jayden James and Sean Preston on the invention of dirty doorknob sanitizer: “The dirty doorknob sanitizer is bad for business. Do us a favor and stick to those disgusting hand sanitizers, Asshole.”

WOW—those tykes learn quick!