Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Preliminary Asshole

Todays biggest asshole:

This was actually yesterdays biggest asshole. But considering the birth of this genius blog, I couldn't resist. Don't worry, Amit. I still love you--and I promise to leave you that buck fifty in your hands and not the window of your cart.

Todays biggest asshole goes to the newspaper guy outside of my office building, who was not in his post when I came to purchase the paper as I do each morning. As I was leaving his money near the window of his "office," if you will, I hear an high pitched scream from Amit as he dashes towards his booth--If you don't want me leaving money for the paper, then stay in your f'ing cubby. Asshole.

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